Sure, Freddy Fazbear has a brand to uphold, and that brand is killer animatronics — no, wait, I mean, delicious pizzas. Neither man nor demonic robot bear can live on pizza alone, which makes the news that Insomnia Cookies announced a cookie for the upcoming Five Night’s at Freddy’s movie all the more logical… especially when you learn it’s actually a pizza with cookies. because of course it is.
The official announcement from Insomnia Cookies reads: “Insomnia Cookies, the cult-favorite brand serving up warm, delicious cookies all day and late into the night, is teaming up with Freddy Fazbear to deliver a terrifying and delicious treat in celebration of new movie, Five Nights at Freddy’s. The exclusive Freddy Fazbear’s Cookie Pizza is a classic-flavored crust, a classic-flavored topping and a choice of frosting, a drizzle and an additional caramel topping cut into 8 slices and served in a terrifying limited edition Five Nights at Freddy’s box sleeve.”
That sound you’re hearing is FNAF fans very excited to realize they can get real Freddy Fazbear pizza boxes. The official description of the cookie it begins “prepare for an unspeakable nightmare”, which is definitely not the best way to describe any food, really. But what do I know?
The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie will be released in theaters and will continue to air on October 27th. too many or you’ll end up looking like a balloon.
Are you looking forward to the FNAF movie? The producer promises that it will be one for the fans.