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Overworked Elon Musk Destroys ‘Star Trek’ As Netflix Finally Makes A Movie Too Awful To Release

by Stewart Cole

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Damn it, Elon Musk! First, you destroy Twitter, then you blow up the credibility of the whole thing yourself Star Trek privilege. We’ll get to that in a minute, but somewhere else in the sci-fi realm today, it turns out that Netflix — the platform that’s served up some truly original original movies over the years — has finally found something really bad to release. In the meantime, Star Wars Fans revisit the saga’s most epic moment with fresh eyes.

Netflix and Blumhouse bow out of dystopian martial arts film, apparently too bad to support

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You know a movie must be downright awful when both its distributor and production company drop it after they finish shooting. But that’s exactly it what happened in his case Absolute Dominion, which is actually a shame as it sounds so wild that we need to see it. Described as a post-apocalyptic martial arts epic, its cast includes; Bill & TedAlex Summer and Patton Oswalt. Do these two fit in a cage? Someone get this so we can find out.

Nice one Elon, now you’ve ruined it Star Trek and for us

Not content with destroying Twitter from within, Elon Musk has now taken something else away from us — Star Trekits credibility. Trekkies have pointed out that scene from Discoveryof the first season — which is already one of the most controversial games the entire franchise — has aged like milk since Musk’s reputation took a turn for the worse. The way this reference to the SpaceX founder flopped is probably an indication that a series set in the 22nd century shouldn’t be name-checking modern-day celebrities.

Tales of the Jedi just proved once again that Duel of the Fates is very important

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Tales of the Jedi it wasn’t a completely game-changing piece Star Wars, but added a lot of texture to one of the saga’s most underrated villains, Count Dooku. And, in doing so, it may have made the already epic Duel of the Fates even more important. Fans have pointed out that having Qui-Gon’s death be the ultimate thing that drove Dooku to turn to the Dark Side only adds to how fateful this battle between Jinn and Maul really was. Many ways, you could call it biggest turn in the whole schedule.

Four Doctors come together in a shocking behind-the-scenes look

And, before we go, here’s a treat Doctor Who fans. Last month’s ‘The Power of the Doctor’ went above and beyond to celebrate the show’s 60-year history from bringing back as many previous Doctors as possible. This stunning behind-the-scenes photo features four of the Time Lords together for the first time. Namely, David Bradley (First Doctor), Colin Baker (Sixth Doctor), Sylvester McCoy (Seventh Doctor) and the outgoing Jodie Whittaker (Thirteenth Doctor). If David Tennant was in italso, this photo would be perfect.

Don’t go anywhere, as more sci-fi news to come tomorrow.

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